Yes, I’m posting early again – blame the Eurovision semi-finals for melting my brain. I’m kind of disappointed in this years Eurovision entries thus far, in so much as there’s no songs about Pirates, no singing turkeys, or songs about vampires being alive (though in actuality I’m lead to believe that Vampires are, infact, undead). Instead, we’ve only had an Elvis impersonator and a Lazy Town reject. Hopefully the actual final can up the cheese factor considerably, as it’s the only aspect which makes the thing worth watching, particularly now there’s no Terry Wogan mocking everybody.