{"id":3566,"date":"2013-03-03T21:18:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-03T20:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/?p=3566"},"modified":"2020-10-11T21:05:31","modified_gmt":"2020-10-11T20:05:31","slug":"the-one-thing-which-really-bugs-me-about-vividred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/?p=3566","title":{"rendered":"The One Thing Which Really Bugs Me About Vividred&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"piccytures\/rnd\/vividred_1.jpg\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n&#8230;Isn&#8217;t the hardburned subtitles or the permanent ident which are present on the Crunchyroll presentation of the show, though on the off-chance that someone from Aniplex is reading &#8211; if you&#8217;re going to insist on slapping your company logo (way larger than most TV channel idents, might I add) on foreign streams of your shows, than can I mention how terrible in terms of placement the bottom-right of the screen is? All what happens is that audiences attention is drawn to it by the frequent appearance of <del datetime=\"2013-03-03T19:58:13+00:00\">pert schoolgirl buttocks<\/del> subtitles along the bottom of the screen.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the thing which really kind of bugs me about the show is Rei&#8217;s scarf. I mean, not the fact that she wears a scarf or anything &#8211; scarves are cool, even when they aren&#8217;t amazingly heroic-looking red ones billowing awesomely in the wind &#8211; but the fact that it&#8217;s drawn in a fashion that doesn&#8217;t make any sense. I look at the thing and see something akin to a really stupid Professor Layton puzzle, where the aim is to mentally trace a line connecting the two ends of the scarf together, but I simply can&#8217;t do it. I can&#8217;t mentally parse it. It makes no sense to me. It&#8217;s something I find way more distracting than any absurd degree of male gaze on display in the show.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I am just stupid, or am at least missing something really obvious. If anyone has an answer for this on, please let me know.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"piccytures\/rnd\/vividred_2.jpg\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nWhilst I&#8217;m writing about Vividred, I will say that the production staff can&#8217;t fool me &#8211; I&#8217;ve seen plentiful quantities of old Toho monster movies, and this is clearly a bizarro-update of Mothra that the girls are fighting here. The cocoon has simply been moved away from Tokyo Tower for plot-reasons relating to the fact that they needed a taller building to avoid the <del datetime=\"2013-03-03T19:58:13+00:00\">N2 Mine<\/del> <del datetime=\"2013-03-03T19:58:13+00:00\">Nuke<\/del> SGE Bomb causing too much damage to the surrounding area.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m trying to explain here is that, in reality, it&#8217;s not the SGE Bomb exploding that caused the Alone to be defeated, it&#8217;s that Aoi crushed two poor, adorable, tiny-little twin girls under the weight of her rocket-powered hammer whilst smashing that SGE Bomb into Mothra. Truly, she is the real monster here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Isn&#8217;t the hardburned subtitles or the permanent ident which are present on the Crunchyroll presentation of the show, though on the off-chance that someone from Aniplex is reading &#8211; if you&#8217;re going to insist on slapping your company logo (way larger than most TV channel idents, might I add) on foreign streams of your shows, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3566"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6280,"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions\/6280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}