{"id":4571,"date":"2015-03-17T20:17:03","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T19:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/?p=4571"},"modified":"2020-10-11T21:04:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-11T20:04:29","slug":"shipgirl-yells-at-moon-kancolle-episode-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.beta-waffle.com\/blog\/?p=4571","title":{"rendered":"Shipgirl Yells At Moon, Kancolle Episode 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"piccytures\/kancolle\/kc_10_moon.jpg\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nFubuki episode?<\/p>\n<p>Fubuki episode.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI appreciate that this is somewhat of a dismissive attitude, but seriously, Fubuki is just so damn boring &#8211; she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a bundle of undeserved, uninteresting shipgirl angst and melancholy. She drags the whole tone of the show down with her.<\/p>\n<p>It probably wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be so bad, but the show has suffered from a bit of a terminal lack of momentum the last couple of weeks &#8211; they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve clearly decided where they want to end the series, and they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re spinning their wheels until they get there. Not in the fun way, either &#8211; this show could really do with another curry cook-off right now.<\/p>\n<p>Still, despite the fact that they stuck a marriage sequence in the middle, it was a pretty gay episode, even by the usual Ooi-Kitakami-standards, this week, so I guess there was that. If that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s your thing, obviously. I suppose it could be pretty gay even with the marriage sequence, given that we&#8217;ve never actually seen the Admiral in a fashion that&#8217;d allow us to confirm (or deny) their gender-status (and I&#8217;m going to guess the explicit gendering in the Crunchy subtitles is mostly about having subtitles that <i>don&#8217;t read terribly<\/i>).<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"piccytures\/kancolle\/kc_10_tokyo.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>One thing it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s difficult not to notice is the fact that the skyline during the marriage sequence is of <i>modern<\/i> Tokyo &#8211; if nothing else, Tokyo Tower wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t constructed until the late 1950s, long after the end of World War 2. It&#8217;s yet again one of those things that doesn&#8217;t really do much other than confuse the setting some more. Is it the Admirals or Fubuki\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fantasy of a marriage scene, and are they some kind of amazing futurist envisaging the Tokyo to-be with an alarming degree of accuracy, or is KanColle set in the modern day, with a military run by someone with an overly fetishistic obsession with old-fashioned radio and telephone equipment?<\/p>\n<p>Marriage is another game mechanic, coincidentally &#8211; in game terms, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a way to break the level cap and raise your shipgirls levels above the level 99 limit. The game gives you a taste &#8211; a single Wedding Ring &#8211; for completing a series of in-game quests, but for the most part, this is the one area in which DMM and Kodansha actually try to make some money by selling extras as micro-transactioned content. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not actually <i>that<\/i> much in the way of an advantage by having a large number of high-level ships, but there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s unique dialogue unlocked by putting a ring-on-it, as it were, so it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s something a lot of the high-rollers end up doing in bulk.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty much that for episode 10, though. Fubuki is just <i>that<\/i> enthusiasm-sapping at this point.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"piccytures\/kancolle\/kc_10_ooi.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fubuki episode? 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